*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
The Lego Movie (2014)
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
My dad is having a conference call with all these senior managers from his work so I’ve had to sit in silence for the last 30 minutes because they can hear everything going on in the background and my brother just walked in yelling ‘what’s up faggots’ at the top of his voice and I have never felt such an uncomfortable silence in all my life