Talk is cheap but I can't afford it
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
(via staringodd)
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
Wait, you guys don’t? (Also, there is no God.)
You know the Arandavision theme song that I use in the intro of my longer videos? Ever wanted to hear the whole thing?
(Source: youtube.com)
i have been staring at this for like ten minutes looking at all the little details
like how her fingers curl just a tiny bit after she looks
and the way the light changes on her dress
and just ;aldkfnab;efka beautiful animation
And they animated her breathing, you see her stomach move. How often do you see that in animation?
(Source: tugamaggie, via do-you-have-a-flag)
I had a really freaky dream last night where there was a zombie apocalypse in our school, and we all had to fight each other with paintball guns.
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“Watch Community,” they said.
“You’ll love it!” they said….
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
Ireland: HEY GUYS WE GOT A REFERENDUM HERE.
