January 2012
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My mum's theory on the Reichenbach Falls-
Mum: Bouncy pavement.
Me: What? But that doesn't expla-
Mum: Bouncy pavement.
Me: What about the body and blood and th-
Mum: Bouncy pavement.
Me: Okay then.
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Transgender People are Banned From Boarding... →
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As I watch Got To Dance...
Rant/Commentary/Me being a moany/emotional fuck.
(I just have a lot of feelings)
So, 4 out of the 6 acts are street dancers. Yeah, I’m kinda sick of this.
NO. Being an all-girl group DOES NOT make you unique, or “fierce” or “strong” or “special”. It makes you just like every other Goddamn group in the contest, only with vaginas. It is not the...
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dear tumblr askers,
liamdryden:
kayleyhyde:
kassieking:
emilythebravee:
just for clarification…
everybody on the internet dated everybody. mostly all at the same time.
hope that clears everything up.
Chances are, if you think it’s happening, it’s totally happening.
I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: I’m dating every member of Chameleon Circuit. All of them. At all times.
hey, me too!
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Whose Line Party Quirks
Drew Carey: (giving a hint) What holds you to the earth?
Greg Proops: My love for you, Drew.
Send me a symbol
iwill-alwayschooseyou:
❀ - Post a pic of yourself
ℛ - Rate my blog
✇ - I hate you
☺ - I like your blog
✧ - I stalk your blog
♡ - I love you
♒ - Check out my blog?
✄ - Delete your blog
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Things to note while baking with my friends:
between-rage-and-serenity:
When I say I ‘need a spoon’, I mean a spoon, not a cuddle.
Mike you can’t hula hoop
Mike you can’t hula hoop
MIKE YOU CAN’T HULA HOOP
STOP FOLDING
MIX LIKE A DERP
USE A KNIFE
KNIFE
A loaf of cake?
My birthday! I start bleeding! I get furry! I am a feminist! I need a bra! I fall in love! I have kids! I don’t have kids!
THAT’S A PUBE!
Mike hates everything and...
Moffat: The vital clue is something that Sherlock did that was VERY out of character.
Me:
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Me: He threw himself off a building.
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I am a terrible person...
touched-the-sky:
And this is why. I find this very humorous.
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Reblog if you want someone to write you a...
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Mike: Those are some nice ovaries you got there.
Grainne: ...those are my KNEES.
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work-to-do:
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
also including
i mean
look
so yeah
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Mom: Ha ha ha!
Me: ...what?
Mom: Oh, I thought you fell over and I was laughing.